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Next week I have a date to go see "John Dies At The End" with a woman I met at a friends' funeral. If this doesn't result in "a story for the grandkids", I don't know what to believe anymore.

luddite here introducing myself after publicly dissing the gawkerverse on facebook. i've been trying to comment on this forum before, but apparently I don't know basic computer things. I have been lurking here for a few months. That is all.